What I have left to do to graduate:
1. Write a self-reflective essay about my progress and development as a writer/English major
What I have done instead, in the past 24 hours or so:
1. Spent far too much time trying to come up with a title for my screenplay so it did not sound like a porno
2. Took a criminology final
3. Found out the DVD limit at the library is 5, not 7
4. Ate free pizza
5. Found the keys to the Writing Center, napped, watched Betty White on SNL
6. Found a t-shirt in the Writing Center, claimed it as mine
7. Ate free pancakes and tater tots, wondered if I could book the Norbertones for a private party
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