For the last day of school, my final installment of this series:
Student: Ms. Kaiser, pretend you are an 8th grade girl
Student: What would you want your crush to say to you?
Me: You're a cool girl! I think you're neat! I like you more than Pokemon!
Student: ...Have you ever been in a serious relationship?
Teacher: How would you explain majority rules in simple terms? ...Think of when your family is deciding where to eat.
Student: Mom rules and she says there's frijoles in the fridge.
Student A: Ms. K, do you have a kid?
Student B: She has two!
Me: ....Also no.
At the zoo: Ms. K, the penguins have your eyes!
While tapping on my glasses, which were on my face: "Ms. K, you have glasses?"
Referring to my engagement ring: "Ms. K, that looks like a dinosaur egg. When will your egg hatch?"
Student: Hey, Rachel!
Me: Excuse me?
Student: You're not my teacher anymore. Now we're just friends, so I can call you Rachel.